Timber Falls

Okay, remember, we're on that cult horror buzz...

Starring: Who the f@ck knows? Some white people.

TIMBER FALLS is this movie about a hiker couple that end up in the wrong place forced to serve the wishes of this f@cked-up religious fanatic old couple. Part HOSTEL. Part SAW. Part THE HILLS HAVE EYES. Be ready for lots of blood and gore.

You had your torture scenes. You had your severing of body parts. You had your prerequisite ooofing in the tent while camping scene. This movie had it all!!

Believe it or not, we both enjoyed this movie. Beautiful was scared as usual. I got off on the extremity of them cutting off extremities. It was pretty funny in a way. You gotta go in with a certain attitude to watch these kinds of movies. You can't be critiquing every scene expecting some Academy Award winning performance or scene. You gotta watch it for what it's worth: pure-blooded entertainment.

For a horror B-movie, I thought it was pretty good. Beautiful liked it as well. So much so that she actually watched it last night by herself while I fell asleep. I ended up watching it this morning while she's snoozing now. If you like movies where you don't have to think and there's blood flying everywhere for no damn reason, this is the flick for you. I think I'm getting immune to all this cult horror lame-acting-lame-story stuff. Scary.

I give this movie two people ooofing in a tent at TIMBER FALLS rather than at BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN...not that there's anything wrong with that...(Seinfeld reference #69)