The House Bunny

Starring: Anna Faris and a whole bunch of Playmates. Bruce Willis's daughter was in here. So was Tom Hanks' son. So was that American Idol Katharine McPhee girl.

THE HOUSE BUNNY is about this foster girl who somehow ends up living at the Playboy mansion only to be evicted while waiting to be the next Playmate of the month. Come on. You wouldn't watch this movie for the plot would you?

Anyway, Faris (from all the SCARY MOVIEs) plays the house bunny who gets kicked out of the mansion and somehow ends up living at a sorority house where she teaches the loser, nerdy sorority how to be sexy and popular. I know what you're thinking. This movie wasn't as $hitty as you would think though.

Anna Faris got that dumb blonde role locked up. Wonder if she's really like that in real life. She's funnier than Jessica Simpson was on that reality show. Her expressions are priceless. And, bonus for the guys, she actually looked kinda decently hot. Not bad at all.

The Playmates played (with) themselves. Hugh Hefner was in it, too. I don't know about his three girlfriends, but Hef can act pretty good. I guess when you gotta act like a playboy your whole life, acting in a movie is a piece of cake. Or a slice of cherry pie. Hrrr, hrrr, hrrr, hrrr.

Comparable to a poor director's CLUELESS or LEGALLY BLONDE, this movie is not all about t!ts and a$$. Well, maybe a little. It's really about capturing the beauty that resides in all of us and expressing this inner beauty by whatever means necessary even if it means getting fake boobs or hiking up your skirt so that men everywhere will be drawn in and then notice your beauty that comes from deep within your burgeoning bosoms. Just like no one notices fat people who dress well, no one notices how nice ugly people are. Beauty's only skin deep...but it is this beauty that helps people feel better about you.

I give this movie two milkshakes...and some warm apple cider...