The Heartbreak Kid

Starring: the underrated Ben Stiller, his vulgar dad in real-life, Carlos Mencia, that hilarious FOOT FIST WAY guy, Michelle Monaghan, and an all-too-brief cameo by Eva Longoria.

I don't know who played Stiller's wife, but that poor man's Cameron Diaz was funny as hell!

THE HEARTBREAK KID is about a guy who falls in love, gets married, and quickly finds out that his wife is not the perfect girl that he first met, but is really crazy as $hit. Not exactly an original concept. Any guy with a video camera could film this movie in his own home. Just kidding...

Anyway, while on his honeymoon, he meets another girl and is convinced that she's the one for him. Is this guy a member of a Mormon singles' ward? Just kidding...

Ben Stiller's great at playing the everyman in awkward relationship situations. My wife noticed that his hair is starting to gray. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, MEET THE PARENTS, ALONG CAME POLLY. This guy has got that role down. I didn't expect this movie to have so much quasi-ooofing. Like I said, that chick "nailed" the part. Hardy, har, har, har!

I didn't know until the credits that the Farrelly Brothers made this movie. No wonder it was so funny. You know, raunchy humor with heart. Judd Apatow has stolen everyone's thunder lately, so I didn't know it was them. Man, Apatow stole Kevin Smith's thunder, too.

Excellent, light comedy. Ben Stiller's funny as usual. Pu$$y crushing. I liked it. I highly recommend this movie as a date movie. Short on time and enough glimpses of sex that could pass as foreplay.

I give this movie two marriages...'nuff said...no comment...awkward...bye...