W.

Starring: Josh Brolin and some other well-known actors that you'll recognize under all that prosthetics

W. is about our last bozo of a President, George W. Bush. I guess this movie is supposed to be a somewhat kinda truthful portrait of our hot mess of a President.

Basically, what I got out of this movie was that W. was pretty much the most successful SPED person of all time and that we are basically bullying everybody else for no other reason than to get oil. That's it. End of story.

Chronicling W's life is like watching any reality show on TV today with the exception being that he always got bailed out 'cause of who his dad was. His name saved him on countless occasions, and it goes to show that if you're rich and famous, you're always going to get a second, third, and 15th chance at life. I mean, come on, the guy goes on to become President of the United States. I don't know what's more amazing. That he made it to the Presidency or that Americans actually voted his a$$ in. What does that say about us and our supposedly superior country?

A lot of people (well, okay, just Tom) said that you'd feel bad for the guy by the end of the movie. I didn't. He's a f@ck-up. Plain and simple. This movie just shows what'll happen if your family's well-known and/or rich. The only thing I'll give the guy was that he sure was confident and feisty. He wanted to kick everybody else's country's a$$. Everybody. All guts. No brains. Fighting against his brother Jeb his whole life.

I also felt that Colin Powell held strong to the end, but basically sold out to the White guys. Yeah, even Condoleezza Rice's white. And that's no small potatoes. Get it? Hardy, har, har, har!!

Thank goodness for Obama. Now, we can finally look for Osama. Or maybe stop the war, be at peace like the Dalai Lama. Look me in the eye, I'll spit on you like a llama. No more drama, who are you? My baby mama?

Interesting movie, but it makes you realize how f@cked-up our country and its leaders may really be. I give this movie two gazillion gallons of oil stolen from your nearest global oil field like Captain Cook stole the 'aina from our people. Damn capitalistic haoles!!