The Strangers

I think I saw this movie. It was called Blair Witch Project 8.

You know how when you're little and you get scared of the Boogeyman hiding in your closet, but really, there's nothing to be afraid of? That's how I felt watching THE STRANGERS. It's like you start getting creeped out by what could happen as opposed to what's really happening.

Don't get me wrong. There were definitely some sorta scary parts, but all in all, I was kinda disappointed. Let's put it this way. My lovely wife didn't even get that scared, and she's a scaredy cat. She's a pu$$y, and I whip that $hit all the time. Hrrr, hrrr, hrrr, hrrr.

Almost forgot. This movie was about a dis-engaged couple who spend the night at this summer house only to be visited and harassed by these strangers. Guess what happens?

Aside from the Casper masks and the fact that this kinda $hit could happen, it wasn't all that scary. It's like when you watched BLAIR WITCH PROJECT for the first time thinking that it was a true story. Scary as hell, right? Then, you find out that that $hit was bull$hit, and the next time you watched it, it just seemed like someone was stepping on twigs in the dark. What the hell's so scary about that? Go camping at Bellows. Just as scary.

I think I was more afraid of how much weight Liv Tyler has put on. What the hell happened to that girl from the Aerosmith videos? Liv Tyler. Alicia Silverstone. What the f@ck??!!

Probably the most disturbing part of the movie was the end, which I'm not going to talk about. I got blue balls watching this movie. What a tease. I give this movie two chicks...with d!cks. Talk about a letdown...