The Love Guru

This movie featured some big-time Oscar-nominated actors and actresses. Mike Myers, mini me, Justin Timberlake, and, of course, the Meryl Streep of our generation, Jessica Alba. For some reason though, she didn't get naked AGAIN. What a waste of her talent. What a waste of her goods.

This movie is about this Indian (7-11, not reservation) love guru dude (Mike Myers) who tries to get this Black hockey player back with his hottie (but surprisingly, pregnant-looking Meagan Good) ex-girlfriend, so that he can play better and lead his team to the championship over his big-d!cked goalie nemesis (Timberlake) who's presently banging his girl. Seriously. That's the story.

Think Austin Powers with a slurpee. Seriously. Even the accent went in and out between a 7-11 clerk and Myers' previous Austin Powers character.

At first, the movie was pretty dull and lame, but eventually Alba's hotness and Mike Myers' witty wordplay takes over and you find yourself chuckling at his usual raunchy undertones. I actually think that he may be too clever for his audience at times. He's more clever funny than LOL funny. Alba's not funny at all. Maybe if she showed her left t!t or her a$$, I would've found her jokes funnier.

Timberlake, on the other hand, was hilarious. Yeah, I'm not ashamed to admit it, that guy's the man. Yeah, I said it. Pretty damn talented. He'll follow in the same entertainer/actor Will Smith-the Rock mold. Seriously. I think he's that good.

All in all, the movie's okay. Some quotable lines, but not enough to hold the movie. As far as mindless, light movies go, not bad. Deena was laughing at some parts. I was waiting to see Alba's parts. I think my lovely wife wants to experience Alba's hotness. Okay, maybe that's my fantasy home movie. I give this movie two jumbo slurpees and one mini-Sharma...