A Perfect Getaway

IMAGINE THAT - Eddie Murphy at his Disney best. Funny how all the smart actors hit the family movies hard 'cause that's where the money is. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson seems to be doing it with a passion lately. Pu$$y. Just kidding. Imagine That was your basic cutesy, father-learns-to-spend-time-with-daughter movie that worked surprisingly well. The black girl was cute, so that helped. No, I'm not saying that black girls aren't cute. Stop being racist, you monkey! Eddie danced and sang his way through it and we got that usual Disney moral at the end of the story. Pretty good family movie. Clean, in fact. Can't believe he made RAW and DELIRIOUS...

EXTRACT - Dysfunctional comedy starring Ben Affleck, Mila Kunis, and Jason Bateman. Pretty amusing. We like this kinda offbeat movie, though. Mila Kunis is kinda growing on me. Or maybe something's just growing in my pants. I think the guy who did OFFICE SPACE did this, so however you felt about that is how you should judge this movie...

DISTRICT 9 - Holy $hit!! I usually don't like sci-fi movies like Deena's dad, but this one was the $hit! In fact, that might've been the most entertaining, well-made, original sci-fi movie I've ever seen! I can see why critics liked it. I can see why a lot of people flocked to watch it. Excellent movie. Thoughtful concept. We recommend it. Very, very interesting, to say the least. Definitely worth the time to watch it...

BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF - That Asianish IRON CHEF "Ala Cuisine!!" host was one of the main characters. That should have been a dead giveaway as to how good the movie was gonna be. The movie was quite long and in subtitles, so we were hoping for the best. Boy, were we disappointed. Payoff in the end was definitely not worth it. Kung Fu was weak. Special effects were ever worse. No food. The wolf seemed straight out of THE VILLAGE. Girl wasn't even cute. How dare they!! Don't know why it was rated so high by a lot of people. Maybe the French invaded all the reviews. Maybe Iron Chef has its influence everywhere...

A PERFECT GETAWAY - If you're on that one-movie plan, rent this movie! Okay, maybe not. Too much responsibility, if it bombs. But it won't. Seriously, one of the better movies we've seen in awhile. Plus, it was in Hawaii. A perfect beach thriller with all the right suspense, just enough humor, and even a fitting less-than-two-hours time duration on it. The less I tell you the better. Want to get away? Rent this movie!! We highly recommend this one for all you thriller-lovers...


Breaks over. Lingle sucks butchy a$$. Happy New Year!!