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Saw these movies this week. The movies should be flowing now that summer's here...


PAUL BLART: MALL COP - Pretty funny, though a tad bit overrated. The kids watched it about 4 times. They could even quote some of the parts. A five-year-old and seven-year-old doing an Indian accent? Funny stuff. Light movie to watch if you're in a bad mood. Though it had its moments, we weren't dying laughing or anything like that...

CASINO ROYALE - Wow!! I hate James Bond, but I loved this movie. This definitely ain't your daddy's James Bond. It's supposed to be before he got all sophisticated and debonair. He was all raw, didn't give a $hit, and was kicking some serious a$$. Seems 007 was a loose cannon and almost didn't become the special agent Fuj knows and loves today. Felt more like the Jason Bourne series, especially the fight sequences. The action's kick a$$. The story was a bit complicated to follow. Didn't matter. Just the fact that Bond was pretty much going crazy and ignoring his boss was entertaining enough for me...

REVOLUTIONARY ROAD - This movie was critically acclaimed...so, of course, it sucked some major a$$. First half of the movie was extremely boring. Last 45 minutes was the payoff, but if you come to our house and watch me and Deena fight every day, it'd be the same thing. In case you're wondering, Winslet did ooof AGAIN. A story about the difficulties of marriage. Depressing stuff, really. Guess the appeal of it is its realism...

SHUTTER - Some Americanized remake of a Thai horror classic. ME NO LOVE YOU LONG TIME!! It was okay, I guess. I'd rather watch a girl with a ping pong, but that's just me. Wifey liked it. I thought I was watching THE RING 3. Beautiful got scared. Of course, she gets scared when we watch any horror movie. I'm still waiting for the next SIXTH SENSE type of scared-to-go-to-sleep movie to come along. Oh, well. At least we made use of our HBO On Demand. And there were enough Asian women running around in this movie to keep me interested...

UP - How can Pixar improve on perfection? With this movie!! Words cannot express how awesome this movie is. Action. Adventure. Comedy. Romance. You'll laugh your a$$ off. You'll drown in your own tears. For the kids and the adults. How the hell do the Pixar guys come up with this stuff? Wouldn't it be cool to sit in on their brainstorming sessions? Before I overhype it too much and ruin it, just go see it. You'll love it!! The best Pixar movie to date...


Alright. There it is. Here I come, Netflix!! So little time. So many movies to watch. Won't even have time to watch porn anymore...