The Lost Boys: The Tribe

Yes, this is the sequel to THE LOST BOYS. And yes, Corey Feldman and Corey Haim were in the movie. For some reason, Corey Haim was only in at the very end. Like 30 seconds or something. Probably missed filming smoking crack. And, believe it or not, Kiefer Sutherland's younger half-brother was in this movie. Yeah, I know you care.

The movie SUCKED A$$!! My lovely wife's pick. She had to have her belated dose of the two Coreys.

The only thing good about this movie was the upgraded blood and violence, special effects, and nudity. What's a B movie without gratuitous sex? In the shower, no less. Worth the price of admission. Nah, not really. Okay, maybe. Depends on how many times you rewind it and play it in slow-mo. Not that I would do that or anything.

LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE is about a brother and sister who move to somewhere (California?) to get away from their tragic past only to meet a bunch of surfers who happen to be vampires. What do you know...they should've called this Lost Boys: Point Break. Guess who the sister falls in love with? Watch the first Lost Boys, and then watch POINT BREAK and you've seen this movie.

Corey Feldman plays his same vampire-killer character. He looked and sounded exactly the same as twenty years ago. Pretty impressive, we thought. That was pretty much it though. Did I mention the shower scene?

This movie sucked, but it was pretty funny to watch. Like a bad, 50's horror B-movie. My Baby liked it, so whatever. I live my life for her. This is what I do.

Got an hour and a half to waste? Rent this movie. I give this movie two Coreys and a former Playboy model on their own reality show that can't be watched 'cause my wife surprisingly hates the show...