The Legend of the Shadowless Sword

Crouching Kal Bi, Hidden Meat Jun. This movie is the $hit!!

After watching some recent squid luau crap, this movie was a breath of fresh air...with a hint of kim chee.

I loved this movie!! Now granted, Koreans can't do martial arts like the Chinese, but it was pretty damn good. Everybody was flying and fighting. Cool action scenes, yobo!!

If you watch closely, the wire work wasn't as steady as CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, but it wasn't too shabby either. They were slipping and sliding, bobbing and weaving. I liked it. They didn't need to run on air though. They should just pose and glide like in Crouching Tiger. My own personal preference. Like I'm Bruce Lee or something.

(I think) The movie was about this one village trying to find their prince-heir to lead them to overthrow the present governing village regime. This one kinda hot Korean chick is responsible for bringing back the prince to his throne while this other kinda hot Korean chick with bigger eyes is trying to kill the prince. Both villages do battle to maintain dominance over the other. Some other Korean guys do battle with each other too, but all you Asians look alike, so I couldn't tell who was who. I didn't care either. I just wanted them to fight.

I think that Korean girls can't be pretty. They have an edge to their face. They have the bitchy-face look. Sexy? Maybe. Pretty? Tough call. I guess they could be both. I'd have to say that of all the Asians, they seem the most pissed off. Even their language sounds harsh...or so my wife says.

The fighting was cool. The girls were semi-hot. The scenery was beautiful. Who cares what the story was about??!! The action itself was what made the movie. Again, not bad for a Korean martial arts movie.

If you like Crouching Tiger, and HERO, and HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS, this movie is definitely for you. I seriously loved it. I give this movie two Korean hotties from those K-Dramas that everyone and their mother seems to be watching and that girl from LOST who should run around in her bathing suit more 'cause she looked pretty good on the Maxim cover that I saw a while back...

Sidebar: How come Koreans are the Asians who are more likely to get boob jobs, especially when they're in their 30's, 40's, and even 50's?