Snakes on a Plane

Guess what this movie was about?

Man, what a letdown. It's not like I was expecting this movie to be good or anything, but I just didn't expect it to be so bad. Samuel Jackson's been stinking it up lately. And he got "Jumper" coming out. What's going on with him?

But really, though. I've watched a lot of crappy movies in my life, especially the ones that "Indie" Blake Ebert recommends, but this movie takes the cake. It was really bad. Just horrible. It was so bad, I kinda wanted to keep watching it just so that I could laugh and wait for what was coming next. Terrible story. Terrible special effects. Terrible acting. Terrible everything. Sometimes you gotta wonder what makes certain actors do certain movies. I know Samuel Jackson does a whole buttload of movies, but he could've easily passed on this one.

It was so cheesy that they actually had the snakes bite a girl's ta-tas and a guy's schlong, and they actually had a scene where the snake was crawling up this local-looking aunty's dress and she was getting all turned on. Did I mention that the movie took place on a plane that was flying from Honolulu to LA? Yup. Shame.

But the clincher was when Samuel Jackson, in his trademark yelling voice said, "Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherf@ckin' snakes on this motherf@ckin' plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some f@ckin' windows!" Had to laugh at that one. That's going down as one of the best quotes of all time in a $hitty movie.

I bet this movie is going to be one of those goofy cult classics. I'm telling you. Don't watch this movie...unless you liked "Strictly Ballroom"...